January 15th, 2007 § § permalink
I don't really know what is more ridiculous:
Buying clothes from Forever 21 (FINE - there, I admit it) when I am obviously the oldest person in the store, or spending a ridiculous amount of money on this for a "fresher, younger-looking face" (um, after reading Melissa's glowing review there was no way I wasn't going to try it).
Ack.
December 25th, 2006 § § permalink
10:00 am Wake up. Eat chocolate. Shower.
10:30 am Mimosas. Eat more chocolate.
11:15 am Sausage croissants. More mimosas.
12:00 pm Champagne. Chicken wings. More chocolate.
1:00 pm "Dinner": Rib eyes, ham, potatoes, soup, shrimp, veggies. Wine.
2:00 pm Pies and Irish coffee.
5:00 pm Round 2 (with beer).
6:00 pm Go into coma.
8:00 pm Watch Christmas Story, laugh, drink more champagne, and realize how much I miss being here.
Here's to larger waistlines, precious time with family, and a happy holiday for you all!
December 23rd, 2006 § § permalink
Why is there so much laundry for only one person? And why is it that the things I want to pack always need to be washed?
The dogs are slowly accumulating more and more furniture-y type items. This scares me.
In 9 hours I'll be packing a ridiculous amount of presents, clothes, champagne, two dogs and all their accoutrements into the car for the drive down to Orlando. Lawd help us.
Best part about leaving on a Saturday instead of a Sunday? Two words: chicken biscuit.
November 21st, 2006 § § permalink
- my extremely generous and loving family who support me through thick and thin
- my dear friends that I've made here, and the love of my friends far and away
- my awesome job for which I enjoy getting up every morning
- my even more awesome boss
- therapy, effexor and wellbutrin
- last night's snow flurries
- gingerbread lattes
- scarf and boot weather
- Lazy Scranton
I'm sure I left a million things out, but today I'm unbearably cheery and grateful for everything. Tomorrow I'll fly home to Borelando for a 5-day weekend. Happy Turkey Day, everyone!
November 14th, 2006 § § permalink
Why is it that I:
-have to take 2 hours out of my day
-drive in 20 minutes of traffic
-pay $4 for parking
-wait another 30 minutes after my appointment time
-and get my finger stabbed
all to just get a 5 minute pap smear?