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- cell phones to keep me in touch with the boy who is on a giant plane to someplace snowy- my REI rain jacket- my dogs who don’t like to get wet- Zifty (lunch)- artificial plants that never need attention- that my satin maryjanes were not destroyed today- flannel pajamas- frozen pizza (SEE what happens [...]
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Thinking:
Brangelina is totally already married and nobody knows. That’s why the judge said yes, right?
Dooce is making a movie. Or a Lifetime miniseries. Yeah.
Something is obviously wrong with me if I’m not fall-down-in-love-with We Are Scientists.
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How does one know they have a concussion?
Seriously, the puppy’s skull collided with my temple (quite badly) last night. She is just dandy, but it was like a giant dagger went through my temple. Ouch, ouch, ouch.
It’s still kind of numb, but I also feel slightly elated and was extremely pleasant this morning without coffee. [...]
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"Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common."
– Dorothy Parker
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Add "ice scraper" to the shopping list.
Phhlllbbbbbtttt.