C U C K O O

August 24th, 2006 § 2 comments § permalink

Glancing at my calendar, I've realized that just this week I've had appointments with 1 psychiatrist and 2 therapists.

Maybe I'll throw a psychic in there for good measure.

Still not

August 9th, 2006 § 5 comments § permalink

Courtesy of nataliedee.com

It all makes sense now

August 7th, 2006 § 6 comments § permalink

Vegans can't have Guinness.

Vegans are stupid.

Glug glug glug glug glug.

Things I learned during lunch (retail edition)

July 20th, 2006 § 2 comments § permalink

Outdoor shopping in the summer = stupid!

The only shade nearby is in the parking deck = more stupid!

Ann Taylor Loft Julie pants = my caboose is happy!

Spending $125 in 10 minutes = my wallet is sad!

Finding a very cute bra on clearance and using my 'free panty' coupon = $14 = whee!

Tell Me Why

July 13th, 2006 § 11 comments § permalink

Why is it that every time I try to do any online banking, something goes wrong?

Why is it that when I call, I have to be on hold "for an expected wait time of 6 minutes"?

Why is it that as soon as I have to hold, I also have to pee?

Why did my expected wait time just jump to "greater than 10 minutes"?