"A zit ATE MY ENTIRE CHIN last night."
"I have an angry one, too. It’s name is Norm."
"And it hurts! Throbs! Like it has a heartbeat!"
"Soon it will have an identity and will want to discuss metaphysics or something."
"What’s with the height? WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE HEIGHT?!"
‘Tis the season for holiday catalogs. Our tiny mailbox is filled to the brim each day with printed retail goodies. In fact, I’ve gotten catalogs from places I’ve never even heard from. One caught my eye in particular with these items:
A domed umbrella – a safe port in a storm!
And don’t forget the matching one [...]
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Alas, I must wait another week for the goody-goody-goodness to come out of the closet.
But in other news, I’m all talk:
All it took was an email or two from some long gone friends and *poof*! Tickets bought, flights and car booked, and I’m heading home next weekend. No preparations have been made. For god’s sake, [...]