So in my rush to get the car’s oil and fuel filter changed in preparation for the trip, I shoved my lunch down my throat as quickly as possible. Driving back to the office, I looked down for a sec only to notice that I had gotten sauce ALL THE FUCK OVER MY WHITE SHIRT.
So [...]
I’ve got to give a thumbs up to Citibank for looking out for me and my $ 0.17.
Too bad I shredded the check already, though.
So I try not to be too stereotypical in my way of thinking, but this article just had me laughing this morning.
I mean, come on… that would mean practically all Asian kids would be morbidly obese. And since I’m only half Asian, I should have at least been a chunky kid (you know, instead of [...]
You know it’s still a little early in the morning when your sister emails to say she’s 1 cm dilated and you think ‘isn’t that the size of your eye?’ not realizing, of course, that she’s talking about her CERVIX.
Gah.