mingaling

Even for those pesky christmas rats on your list!

That’s right kids – today is a Fat Day.
The day that your pants don’t fit and realize that it’s not because they shrank in the wash.  The day that you look in the mirror after your shower and feel like you’re at the county fair.   The day you try on at least 5 outfits for [...]

(link found via Chutney)
me:  have you seen this yet?

the boy:    The title "Dog butt jesus" is hilarious. However, I don’t think the
photo is funny at all.

That shit is real, and I will curse and strike
down any non-believer who doesn’t, uh, believe.

me:  ummm….

the boy:  First thing I’m doing when I get home tonight is [...]

 
I’ve injured myself yet again.  I practically (and stupidly) bit the end of my tongue off last night and it bled like a motherfucker for a long time.  I think all the piece(s) are still there, but damn does it hurt.
So no more appearances at parties for a while, folks.  Sorry.

Step 1 out of 283746289746294.  Stupid Microsoft.