I know it’s pretty much impossible to avoid comments when making popcorn in the office, but when I made one of my favorite delicious mini-bags of kettle corn, no less than 5 people ran up to tell me this.
Fine, I get it – MORE FOR ME.
An update for everyone (thanks for being so concerned! love you guys!):
Independence Day was not only a day of celebrating the freedom and rights we enjoy as a country. It was also the day my bowels released petrified poop. Yes, I pooped! Twice! It only hurt a little!
Freedom = achieved.
Or not.
I haven’t pooped in 5 days. I eat a well-balanced diet (um… well, at least lately), have been taking fiber supplements daily, and I still got nada. No rumblings, no fake-outs, no cramps… nothing.
I’m kinda scared at this point.
UPDATE
(cross posted from flickr)
I tried to change my address. They said my license was suspended. I fought with one lady about it (apparently they “notified me in April 2006, ” which is crap). I’ve never been pulled over or given a ticket in Georgia, nor have I received one anywhere during the last 4 years.
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My favorite parts are "Due to the holiday season we’re unable to ship internationally" (because, you know, the holidays are their busiest time) and "I also came up with a hot pink color not just for special occasions" (because what could be more special than a hot pink muff?). Mmmhmm…
is your betty ready?