Dear Blog,
I’ve been an asshole. I’ve been taking you for granted, cheating on you with with things like Twitter and Facebook, nesting in the home, and probably playing too much Animal Crossing.
But you know I’ve been trying, right? I mean, I have drafts. DRAFTS for god’s sake. I never think before [...]
… you’re storing wine in your bra. Just saying.
From the halls of stupid inventions, I present to you the WineRack.
I got this email from Netflix yesterday:
Honestly, this is the only distinguishing feature that sets Netflix apart from Blockbuster, etc. The Mr. and I can keep our respective horror movies and romantic period dramas apart, yet both get them at the same time in our package deal. And what about all of the movies [...]
As I’m walking to my office building from the parking lot and realize I have a hole in the side of my shoe. Yep, a giant hole where I can clearly see my pedicure from here. WTF – how does this happen?
What’s next? Using my shirt to blow my nose? And [...]
I know it’s pretty much impossible to avoid comments when making popcorn in the office, but when I made one of my favorite delicious mini-bags of kettle corn, no less than 5 people ran up to tell me this.
Fine, I get it – MORE FOR ME.