OB: “Everything going okay? Contractions?”
Me: “Some random ones.”
OB: “Okay, let’s take a look.”
Me: “Sure!” Hmm… oh wow, okay this is not …
OB: “Looks good, baby’s head is down, cervix is thinned out, you’re about 2cm”
Me: ouch ouch ouch, wtf
OB: “Oops, cervix is really thinned out – got some bleeding”
Me: … from shoving your arm up [...]
This was too cute not to share – our adorable baby memory book & keepsake set! I remember when my sister was born, and my mother received a baby journal with these little stickers that said “first steps” or “first bath” that you would affix to an accompanying calendar. I remember being a little jealous [...]
While we had a glorious honeymoon abroad immediately after our wedding in 2008, we did something a little non-traditional shortly after we returned. We had a second honeymoon – right here at home.
It was the perfect decision for us, as the wedding & Mexico concluded a week before the Thanksgiving holiday. We threw our tanned [...]
Who has time to watch your baby when you’ve got some tweets to send? Now thanks to the Texthook, you can read and send texts while pretending to be a responsible caretaker.
*Texthook not liable for any harm to baby when you push him/her INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
Idiots.