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Molly and I rolled into Orlando around sunset. Everything was gilded in the soft salmon that only Florida sunsets can color, and when I opened the driver's side window before the tollbooth on the turnpike, the car quickly filled with the sweet scent of orange blossoms. Molly even did extremely well during the ride down, sleeping and playing quietly most of the time. Most importantly, she only threw up after we arrived at my sister's (as opposed to in the backseat like last time).

From the hilarious hosts of Stuff On My Cat comes Stuff On My Mutt. Molly better take cover.

Virgo: Ease up on workaholic tendencies. Pointless frivolity is just what the stars ordered right now. It's a good time to seek out some fun-loving pals and cement the bonds of friendship. Rewire those connections to refresh your soul.

Frivolity and fun! (indoors, of course, because the motherfuckin' pollen count is at 3900+ right now)

Him: "My neck and back hurt." Me: "I give a decent massage. I am half asian after all." Him: "Deal."

(cross posted from flickr) I tried to change my address. They said my license was suspended. I fought with one lady about it (apparently they "notified me in April 2006, " which is crap). I've never been pulled over or given a ticket in Georgia, nor have I received one anywhere during the last 4 years.

I got transferred to another department to verify my social security number. This lady was nicer, explaining to me that the mix-up may have been due to my name change when I got divorced and filed for a new social security card.

Of course both the divorce and name change happened a whole year BEFORE I ever stepped foot in the state of Georgia, but what do I know...