Now I can play every day!

February 28th, 2007 § 5 comments § permalink

I downloaded Golden Tee Advanced to my phone today. I would have preferred PGA Tour Championship, but this is still going to make meetings and sitting in traffic fun... oh, who am I kidding? I am going to play this all the time until the damn battery dies.

A lot of people don't know that I'm an absolute freak about video golf. Not the kind you'd play on a Playstation or Wiii, but a real video arcade game with the actual track ball. This is not normal. Understood. But it's me we're talking about, mkay? Thankfully most bars around here have either Golden Tee or PGA. Golf AND booze in close proximity.

I'm not great at it, or even good at times, but I could play it all day long. I can't think of anything that keeps my attention like this. And I love hitting the track ball. I love playing people for the first time who complain about their hands being broken the next day from slamming it. I love the fact that you have to precariously time your beer orders and bathroom visits between plays. I love EVERYTHING about it.

If I've got $6 handy and am anywhere near a machine, watch out. A skins game will be on (actually, that reminds me to work an afternoon's worth of PGA at the Highlander into my budget).

And there will be a day where I will own one and can keep it all to my self, so help me god.

My celebrity boyfriends

February 28th, 2007 § 6 comments § permalink

Clive. Gael. Sacha. Daniel. (the only blonde in the bunch, but do I even need to explain how he makes a speedo look good?) (and yes, I know I obviously have a thing for broody boys with accents)

Scientific Inquiry

February 26th, 2007 § 8 comments § permalink

Is it just a chromosomal thing for girls to just wake up and think "Shoes! Shoes! Today we will buy shoes!" Or does this happen to both genders?

Bookish

February 23rd, 2007 § 6 comments § permalink

A meme... no, not about stupid, minute details of my boring personal life, but about books! Lifted from Krissa! Look at the list of books below. Bold the ones you’ve read, italicize the ones you want to read, cross out the ones you won’t touch with a 10 foot pole, books you've read that you wished you used a 10 foot pole to avoid are both BOLD AND STRICKEN, put a cross (+) in front of the ones on your book shelf, and asterisk (*) the ones you’ve never heard of. 1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) 2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen) 3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) 4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell) 5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien) 6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien) 7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien) 8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery) 9. *Outlander (Diana Gabaldon) 10. *A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry) 11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling) 12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown) 13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling) 14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving) 15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden) 16. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Rowling) 17. *Fall on Your Knees(Ann-Marie MacDonald) 18. The Stand (Stephen King) 19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban(Rowling) 20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte) 21. The Hobbit (Tolkien) 22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger) 23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) (this was the answer to my grad school application essay as well as which is my favorite book of all time) 24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold) 25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel) 26. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) 27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte) 28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis) 29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck) 30. Tuesdays with Morrie(Mitch Albom) 31. Dune (Frank Herbert) 32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks) 33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand) 34. 1984 (Orwell) 35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley) 36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett) 37. The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay) 38. I Know This Much is True(Wally Lamb) 39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant) 40. *The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho) 41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel) 42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini) 43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella) 44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom) 45. Bible - I've read parts, but not back to back or even in order 46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy) 47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas) 48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt) 49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck) 50. She’s Come Undone (Wally Lamb) 51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver) 52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens) 53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card) 54. Great Expectations (Dickens) 55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald) 56. *The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence) 57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling) 58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough) 59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood) 60. +The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrew Niffenegger) 61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky) 62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand) 63. War and Peace (Tolstoy) 64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice) 65. *Fifth Business (Robertson Davis) 66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez) 67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares) 68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller) 69. Les Miserables (Hugo) 70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery) 71. Bridget Jones’ Diary (Fielding) 72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez) 73. Shogun (James Clavell) 74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje) 75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett) 76. The Summer Tree (Guy Gavriel Kay) 77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith) 78. The World According To Garp (John Irving) 79. The Diviners (Margaret Laurence) 80. Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White) 81. Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley) 82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck) 83. +Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier) 84. Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind) 85. Emma (Jane Austen) 86. Watership Down(Richard Adams) (read this in 9th grade and hated it. re-read later and loved it) 87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) 88. *The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields) 89. *Blindness (Jose Saramago) 90. *Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer) 91. In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje) 92. Lord of the Flies (Golding) 93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck) 94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd) 95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum) 96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton) 97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch) 98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford) 99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield) 100. Ulysses (James Joyce)

While we’re on the subject…

February 20th, 2007 § 2 comments § permalink

A Brad Neely tribute to the greatest president ever... He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears, threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare