Today at work I ate 2 "hormiga culona."
These are giant queen ants, brined in saltwater and then deep-fried. The literal translation for hormiga culona is "fat ass ants." They certainly have fat asses.
These were brought back from Bogota by one of the grad students I work with. There was no way I wasn't going to try them. Each one was about 1 - 2 inches long. They tasted like salty, burnt popcorn pieces. The ant butts (abdomens) had the most acrid flavor, and the thorax/head part was pretty much just crunchy bits. These were missing their wings, which I'm assuming were burned off during cooking or fell off during transfer.
I'm pretty stoked that I got to try them, though, since they only appear once a year. And seriously, when else was I going to get a chance like this?
As for their aphrodisia -inducing properties, I can only say that my tongue and mouth went numb for a short period of time. Nothing too spectacular, other than me having bits of ant stuck between my teeth for the rest of the day. Mmmm...
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Wow…and all I’ve done so far today is sit on a couple of conference calls!
You’re awesome. All I ate today was questionable leftovers.
Bogota, New Jersey (which is 5 minutes from where I grew up) or Bogota, Colombia (which is where I was born)?
It’s an honest question because both have lots of Hispanics and bugs.