I don't really know what is more ridiculous:
Buying clothes from Forever 21 (FINE - there, I admit it) when I am obviously the oldest person in the store, or spending a ridiculous amount of money on this for a "fresher, younger-looking face" (um, after reading Melissa's glowing review there was no way I wasn't going to try it).
Ack.
Dammit…does shopping there REALLY make us old? I’ve been trying to ignore it.
I was going to say something about accepting the fact that you’re really beautiful inside and out and your shouldn’t stress out tracking down facial revitalizing creams…
…but, I remembered using my wife’s Neutrogena exfoliating machine.
So, let vanity be your best friend!
And, see you Wednesday.
the “inside” beauty is for losers… shallow is what’s in. do whatever it takes… although for you, it doesn’t take much
$52! It better make you cum too!
Um, you might be thinking of other types of moisturizers Duane…
I’m going to need before and after shots of the face. I’m tempted, but for $52, I need to be thoroughly sold.