Why is it that I:
-have to take 2 hours out of my day
-drive in 20 minutes of traffic
-pay $4 for parking
-wait another 30 minutes after my appointment time
-and get my finger stabbed
all to just get a 5 minute pap smear?
One of life’s little mysteries
November 14th, 2006 § 3 comments § permalink
It’s almost time
November 10th, 2006 § 4 comments § permalink
It's almost time to chop, chop.
Well hot damn
November 9th, 2006 § 3 comments § permalink
I've had a cold for the last few days, and really haven't paid much attention to the real world (besides having to drag my germ-ridden carcass up to the voting booth). But hell, a lot can happen in few days. Dems got the House, Rummy goes away, and now Allen concedes, giving Senate control to Dems.
Not too, shabby. In fact, I might even muster up a pathetic (cough cough) woohoo!
Favorite headline of the day
November 7th, 2006 § 2 comments § permalink
Fire engulfs Gatorland
November 6th, 2006 § 7 comments § permalink
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After:
Photo: RED HUBER/ ORLANDO SENTINEL
One of Central Florida's oldest attractions, Gatorland, is on fire at this hour.
So sad. I always loved Gatorland and it's '60s kitschy, themed entrance. I loved buying tons of fish and tossing them out into the gators mouths. Then there's the gator jump-a-roo, where gators jump out of the water to catch chickens strung up on a line across the swamp pond. And, of course, there's the gator wrestling, where some redneck does dumb tricks while sitting on top of a gator (I've always wanted to see a gator wrestler get bitten - I guess there's still hope).
There's no word on the animals, except that they don't appear to be threatened by the fire. Two dwarf alligators may have died, and more details are to come.