I've injured myself yet again. I practically (and stupidly) bit the end of my tongue off last night and it bled like a motherfucker for a long time. I think all the piece(s) are still there, but damn does it hurt.
So no more appearances at parties for a while, folks. Sorry.

Dath juth tarrable! I’m thorry dat happand to you. Get betta thoon.
Tha mad me thmile – thank ou!
Whoa, that sucks. Get well soon!
did you wrap a tortilla around your tongue to stop the bleeding?
I think I remember seeing on Discovery channel that you need to find someone to suck the venom out.
PLEASE NOTE: after rereading my previous comment , I think there are two ways to interpret the it, #1 is that you are a snake and that you bit your own tongue. That is right out, and not what I meant. #2 is that you can use it as an excuse to get “randy” that was the original intention of the comment.
Just wanted to clear that up, and make sure everyone doesn’t think I randomly call people reptiles.
You don’t randomly call people reptiles? Not buying it.
B – no tortillas handy. I kept looking for a handful of mint, though.
*winces*
ouch!
ah yes, the mint leaf salve would have done nice.
next time you nearly bite your tongue off, do it somewhere that serves a side of trees with their mojitos.
Oh no! There is almost nothing worse! I bit the end of mine off once (bad bad bad), and it hurt so fucking bad!!! I hope you are better soon!!! At least it will heal quickly!