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I feel your pain, really…
There used to be a period now so long ago when I didn’t poop for weeks at a time, seriously!
It felt like there was 50lbs of poo pushing at my asshole but couldn’t get out. Like it was a poo riot with all the poo smooshed up against the gate so hard no poo could get loose. It was so bad I couldn’t focus my eyes enough to read. horrible, sweating, gripping the toilet seat discomfort to the point where I almost tried to get off the shitter and somehow make it outside to the hose and stick it in my ass like a freaking enema. I came so very close to accepting the lord when it all came out.
The good news is I pooped my way into a smaller wardrobe!
Oh my god… poo riot?
I LOVE it.
Yah, you heard me… A freakin’ poo freakin’ riot freakout!
Get some Earth’s Promise Green’s Supplement (like Tang but a mix of dried fruits and veggies you make into a drink). This *will* keep you regular.
Get some Earth’s Promise Green’s Supplement (like Tang but a mix of dried fruits and veggies you make into a drink). This *will* keep you regular.