June 6th, 2006 § 3 comments § permalink
I just looked at my calendar, and holy schmoley. I will be out of town 3/4 of the weekends next month, not to mention one this month. Clarkesville, Orlando, Birmingham, and Hilton Head... sheesh.
I don't think the monkey will like this. I may need to upgrade her from a junior suite to make up for this to try to prevent the spiteful-shitting-upon-the-rug-revenge® when we get back.
June 5th, 2006 § 0 comments § permalink
So I try not to be too stereotypical in my way of thinking, but this article just had me laughing this morning.
I mean, come on... that would mean practically all Asian kids would be morbidly obese. And since I'm only half Asian, I should have at least been a chunky kid (you know, instead of that whole low self-esteem issue from never making good enough grades).
Hilarious.
June 2nd, 2006 § 0 comments § permalink
"For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels, and not the words of one who kneels."
- Paul Anka
June 2nd, 2006 § 1 comment § permalink
Can't see a thing, but the audio is priceless.
June 1st, 2006 § 5 comments § permalink
Happy birthday again to MC Scam City, whose 28th birthday party last night was a blast. Party bus to Turner Field for the Braves game, courtesy of the (his) best wife ever.
Did I mention the bus had a full bar and pole? I'm just saying...