Shiver Me Timbers

June 15th, 2006 § 0 comments § permalink

Holy moly are these good.

Arrrrrgh.

Dorothy Parker is up (again)

June 15th, 2006 § 6 comments § permalink

So apparently I had to confirm the page, which I never did, so they dumped the page.  Yeah, I'm that smart.

So here's Dottie's new page.  Be her friend instead of some other loser's.

"I wish I could drink like a lady.
I can take one or two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table,
Four and I'm under the host”

Tidbits

June 14th, 2006 § 5 comments § permalink

  • Some good friends of mine from Orlando are in town for a couple of days.  Unfortunately they're staying outside of Midtown, but get there's a free happy hour at their hotel every day.  Yeah, you heard me.
  • My sister's delivery date has been scheduled, so she'll have the baby on or before the 20th!  So soon!
  • I was bored and made a myspace page for Dorothy Parker.  Make her your friend.  You know you want to.*
  • I have a zit at the tip of my nose.  I look like Rudolph.
  • Today has been declared falafel day.  Yum.

For the big and little kids

June 13th, 2006 § 2 comments § permalink

I opened a cafepress shop today with the help of my witty friend:

More items available here.  I'm definitely getting these for my sister.

“Nice… Nice, I like.”

June 13th, 2006 § 0 comments § permalink

Borat!  The Movie!  The Trailer!

Our favorite friend from Kazakhstan's movie trailer is out.  See it here.

Hilarious.