That Type of Boy
November 2nd, 2003 § 0 comments
We know there are boys who are cute, look fun, and you know you want them. What we don't know are how to say 'no' to that type of boy who fits any of the below characteristics:
*Doesn't call.
*Is super responsible at work. So responsible that you never see him. Ever.
*Goes 'out with the boys,' meaning getting trashed and calling you at 4 am to invite you and your girls over.
*You lend him money, but he never pays you back.
*Gets offended when you remind him he owes you.
*Doesn't pick you up because you live 'too far'.
*Says he read your online profile, but didn't.
*Is intrigued by the wit and intelligence, but gets pissed if you voice any opinion contradicting his own.
*Laughs at how much money you don't make.
*Decides that you need to dress differently.
*Forgets your birthday.
*Makes plans with you, then acts like you're insane when you yell at him for not calling.
*Says the 'L' word and doesn't mean it.
*Will talk endlessly about his life, job, friends, etc., but act bored when you mention something that happened for 2 seconds.
*Hates your friends.
*Thinks spending time with you equates to watching a football game with his buddies at the same time.
*Is bad in bed, but won't take constructive criticism.
*Can't pay his bills.
*Needs you to program his VCR.
*Is always late.
*Is too good to mow his own lawn.
*Cancels at the last minute, even though he had all day to call you.
*Says he'll 'get to it', but never does.
*Hates you for nagging him to 'get to it.'
*Is too lazy to break up with you, so he cheats and lets you find out.